Message threads

Pam left her purse at work

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Pam left her purse at work
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Andrea
    Monday, Jul 4th

    I'd go home in a rush too if I were her. This sucks.

    Hannah

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Pam left her purse at work
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    Hannah
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Did you see? Pam left her purse on her desk.

    A

Just go home.

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Just go home.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Let's just go home, everyone. We can start fresh in the morning.

    A

What's the admin password/code

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: What's the admin password/code
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Mel
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Dear Mel,

    It's on the post-it note on your desk. I got it from Hannah this morning. Goodness knows why Alex gave it to her.

    Warmly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: What's the admin password/code
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    Pamela
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Pam,

    Where is Alex's admin passcode? We need it.

    - MEL

Mo took Nick's office!?

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo took Nick's office!?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Andrea
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Hey,

    Scratch that. There WAS a door between it and mine. Thanks, Mo.

    Hannah

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo took Nick's office!?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Andrea
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Hey,

    I should have known Mo would snatch that up at the first opportunity.

    I was really hoping you could take it. There's a door between it and mine, you know... <3

    Hannah

Where are you?

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Where are you?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    Mel
    Monday, Jul 4th

    MEL. Get your ass to work.

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Where are you?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    Mel
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Call me now. Remember what we decided.

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: Where are you?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    Mel
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Mel, where are you? It's almost 10.

i'm moving desks

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: i'm moving desks
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jul 4th

    like it says, i'm moving desks

    i'm setting up in nick's old office

    mel, this is me telling you. THIS IS NOT ME ASKING.

so how's everyone doing

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: so how's everyone doing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jul 4th

    ok yeah

    my bad

    i'm going for lunch

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: so how's everyone doing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Piss off, Mo.

    Very sincerely,

    Hannah

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: so how's everyone doing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jul 4th

    so how's everyone doing

    did you all have a good weekend?

    I SURE DID

New "work shops"

  • 1994-07-04
    Subject: 
    Re: New "work shops"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jul 4th

    Hello everyone,

    It looks like corporate is finally giving us the...

    3

Next year's campaign planning: products and services

Mo's stylus YET AGAIN

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo's stylus YET AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Jess
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Oh, I'm way ahead of you.

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo's stylus YET AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Jess
    To: 
    Pamela
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    That sounds like someone else's problem, ROFL.

    It's after 5! Go get drunk!

    Jess

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo's stylus YET AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Jess
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Jess, you will not believe this shit I have to deal with today. That little asshole Mo lost yet another graphic tablet stylus.

    I hate these people.

    Pamela

Reminder: Messages Server will be undergoing maintenance

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Reminder: Messages Server will be undergoing maintenance
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Information Technology
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Greetings Fulcrum Team,

    Once again, a reminder that we're rolling out the new server update over the long weekend. You may experience interruptions when running MESSAGES.BIN.

    Best wishes, and have a great long weekend!

    Verna

After the meeting?

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: After the meeting?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    Werner
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    I'll see you at the usual place then. Looking forward to it. Really looking forward to it.

    A

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: After the meeting?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    Andrea
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Dear Andrea,

    I live to please.

    Yes, I am sure I'm free. Aubrey has taken the children to see their grandparents, so I will be available all weekend.

    Yours,
    Werner

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: After the meeting?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    Werner
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    I love it when you write like a copyeditor.

    You're sure you're free?

    A

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: After the meeting?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    Andrea
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    DINNER 2NITE?

wheres my stylus??

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: wheres my stylus??
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    ugh fine i'll look on monday

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: wheres my stylus??
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Dear Mo,

    Is it in the copy room again?

    Cordially,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: wheres my stylus??
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hullo Mo,

    This is your computer pen, yes?

    Werner

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: wheres my stylus??
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    guys, wheres my stylus? i need that to log in

Have a great weekend!

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Have a great weekend!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hey,

    Just wanted to say: I'm actually really looking forward to this weekend. See you all Sunday!

    Alex

Reminder: Long weekend!!!

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Reminder: Long weekend!!!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Good initiative, Pam. Thanks for your work on this project.

    -MEL.

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Reminder: Long weekend!!!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hello all!

    Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is a long weekend! Don't forget: the staff picnic is on Sunday, and if you didn't RSVP, come see me so I can make sure we have enough hot dogs. We don't want a repeat of last year!!

    Kindly,

    Pamela

Mo is doing it again

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo is doing it again
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Yeah. Pam's going to lose her shit one day. Seriously.

    Alex

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Mo is doing it again
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    hey, did you see what Mo did in Andrea's thread? what a little shit-disturber.

    H

BrochureMaker license sharing

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: BrochureMaker license sharing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Mel has advised me to cancel the order. Everyone, please be clearer in future.

    Kindly,

    Pamela 

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: BrochureMaker license sharing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hello everyone,

    Thank-you Mo. I’ve placed the order for six copies of brochure maker 1.6  

    Warmly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: BrochureMaker license sharing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    haha, 1.6

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: BrochureMaker license sharing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hello everyone,

    Thank-you Andrea and Holly for the advice. What is the version of brochure maker we need? Mike will want to know. 

    Warmly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: BrochureMaker license sharing
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hey everyone,

    A quick heads up from Holly at HQ: no more sharing the BrochureMaker license

    We will get in trouble if this isn’t fixed immediately

    Pamela, please get in touch with the distributor and ask them about ProchureSoft bulk licensing.

    thanks.

"Laconic"

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    lol

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    How do you think I got Mel to stop asking for "the highest level" access card? :-)

    Alex

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    I mean, you could have made something up about why it's impossible, right? I'm just saying.

    H

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Yeah. Sorry.

    Alex

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    So when Mel says "I've noticed", that means you finally handed over access to that horrible MessageStats thing, right?

    H

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Oh my god, that's a new record.

    Alex

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: "Laconic"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    lol

Marketing Team Communications Guidelines

  • 1994-06-30
    Subject: 
    Re: Marketing Team Communications Guidelines
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 30th

    Hello team,

    I've noticed we're sending longer and longer Messages on the team. We need to become more laconic as an...

    1

Lunch thief AGAIN

  • 1994-06-29
    Subject: 
    Re: Lunch thief AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Wednesday, Jun 29th

    Please know that I did not take your sandwich, Mo.

    Pam, if I may ask, how did you get them to come so early?

    Best,

    Werner

  • 1994-06-29
    Subject: 
    Re: Lunch thief AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Wednesday, Jun 29th

    what the heck man.

    that's tomorrow

  • 1994-06-29
    Subject: 
    Re: Lunch thief AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Wednesday, Jun 29th

    Hello Mo,

    Your sandwich has been in the fridge for at least three weeks. As you know, facilities cleans it out at the end of each month.

    Warmly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-29
    Subject: 
    Re: Lunch thief AGAIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Wednesday, Jun 29th

    what the hell you guys

    i was looking forward to that and you just go and steal it

    YET AGAIN

    WHoever took it: buy me a new sandwich

The Office is Going Green!

  • 1994-06-29
    Subject: 
    Re: The Office is Going Green!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Wednesday, Jun 29th

    Happy Fulcrum Environment Week, Everyone!

    This summer, we'd like to announce...

    4

A file has been shared with you on Fetcher

  • 1994-06-29
    Subject: 
    Re: A file has been shared with you on Fetcher
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Information Technology
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Wednesday, Jun 29th

    Dear MARKETING-TEAM:

    A new file has been shared with you on Fetcher. Click here to...

    0

Mel says I'm going to "move up"

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Mel says I'm going to "move up"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Haha.

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Mel says I'm going to "move up"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Sometimes I can't tell if you're being sarcastic when I see your subject lines, haha.

    H

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Mel says I'm going to "move up"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Apparently I have a bright future in management. Who knew? Someone should tell corporate. :-)

    Alex

As requested, the spyware.

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: As requested, the spyware.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    Alex
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Alex, it's not SPYWARE, it's part of how to be a good manager. You'll learn that when you move up.

    -MEL.

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: As requested, the spyware.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Mel
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Hi Mel,

    As per your request, I've installed MessageStats on your computer, and set it up so you don't need the admin password to view it if you don't need to see usernames. I guess it's not hard to figure it out these days anyway.

    Please let me know if you need anything else.

    Alex

We're getting a new coffee machine!

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: We're getting a new coffee machine!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    We do not provide mugs. You still have to bring them from home. The kitchen rules are the same as they were last week with the old coffee machine.

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: We're getting a new coffee machine!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Good afternoon everyone,

    Just a quick follow-up to answer some of the questions I've been hearing:

    No, as you can see, there is only one pot, so it does not do both dark and medium-roast at the same time. You have to empty the pot and brew a new pot with the coffee you prefer.

    No, it is not auto-cleaning. That is what the sink is for.

    No, you cannot take the pot to your desk, you have to leave it in the-kitchen.

    Warmly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: We're getting a new coffee machine!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Hello team!

    The new coffee machine will be installed in the kitchen tomorrow. Help yourselves and enjoy!

    Kindly,

    Pamela

Proofing XM-1 brochures

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Proofing XM-1 brochures
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Seriously, everyone. We cannot have another...

    5

Is building ops going to come?

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Is building ops going to come?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Good work, team.

    -MEL.

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Is building ops going to come?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Dear Werner,

    I've reached out to Stuart in Facilities with a gentle reminder to see what can be done to expedite this matter.

    (Also: facilities handles this, not Building Ops.)

    Kindly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Is building ops going to come?
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    All,

    Can we check in with building ops to see when this is happening? We were supposed to have all the old furniture removed last week.

    Thank you.

    Werner

GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Stuart
    To: 
    Pamela
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    please

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Stuart
    To: 
    Pamela
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    DON'T YOU DARE

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Stuart
    To: 
    Pamela
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    pam, i;m sorry plase dont do this

    please

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Stuart
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, OR I WILL TELL YOUR WIFE WHAT HAPPENED IN APRIL.

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Stuart
    To: 
    Pamela
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    not cool. i lost half the guys in the lay offs. this is really inapproppriate.

    stu

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Stuart
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Are you going to respond, or what?

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: GET THE MARKETING OFFICE MOVED NOW.
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Stuart
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Stuart, you said your team would have this sorted out last week. This is bullshit.

    Pamela

New project: Argent

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: New project: Argent
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Team, we just got word from Product Design that...

    7

"Layoffs"

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: "Layoffs"
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Dear Fulcrum Team:

    We request that you not refer to the recent restructuring as...

    84

New update to the Employee Handbook

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: New update to the Employee Handbook
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    Fulcrum Team:

    We're announcing a new update to the Employee Handbook effective...

    8

Campaign: Customer testimonials

  • 1994-06-28
    Subject: 
    Re: Campaign: Customer testimonials
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Tuesday, Jun 28th

    We need to discuss weeding out some of these testimonials that the...

    5

Testing the new MESSAGES.BIN

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Testing the new MESSAGES.BIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jun 27th

    nevermind

    i figured it out

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Testing the new MESSAGES.BIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jun 27th

    how do i change font colours

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Testing the new MESSAGES.BIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jun 27th

    Hello Everyone,

    This is great! Thank-you Alex for all your hard work.

    Kindly,

    Pamela

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Testing the new MESSAGES.BIN
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jun 27th

    Hi everyone,

    Just setting up the new messages system. And yes, this is the one with the message personalization stuff. Let me know what you all think!

    Alex

The dress code has changed, again

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: The dress code has changed, again
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jun 27th

    The dress code has changed, again.

    17

Fetcher - Q4 release date

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Fetcher - Q4 release date
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jun 27th

    Hi everyone, just a quick update from the meeting: we've made some progress on the new Fetcher launch and things are on track for a late fall/early winter release

    7

Marketing dept project updates

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Marketing dept project updates
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Andrea
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jun 27th

    Here's a quick update on some of the projects we've been working on...

    16

New Fetcher site branding

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: New Fetcher site branding
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Monday, Jun 27th

    hey everyone, the new website design is almost finished and should be live in the next few weeks

    3

Fulcrum Weekly Update: Updates on the latest company news

  • 1994-06-27
    Subject: 
    Re: Fulcrum Weekly Update: Updates on the latest company news
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jun 27th

    Happy Monday, Fulcrum Team! We have updates on the latest company news to share this week. First up, the Intranet...

    0

Introducing the newest member of the Fulcrum family!

Casual Friday dress code incident

  • 1994-06-24
    Subject: 
    Re: Casual Friday dress code incident
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Friday, Jun 24th

    Fulcrum Team:

    It has come to our attention that...

    26

Exciting changes brewing!

  • 1994-06-24
    Subject: 
    Re: Exciting changes brewing!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Friday, Jun 24th

    Happy Friday, team:

    The folks in Sales have been busy meeting with potential partners and should have some exciting news to share soon. Thanks for staying up to date, and let me know if you have any questions.

    -MEL.

    6

dead man's boots

  • 1994-06-23
    Subject: 
    Re: dead man's boots
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mo
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 23rd

    hey does anyone else feel like you're doing a lot more since everyone got laid off?

    14

These assholes are still calling me Pam

  • 1994-06-23
    Subject: 
    Re: These assholes are still calling me Pam
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Jess
    To: 
    Pamela
    Thursday, Jun 23rd

    Hey, you can just speak up when they pull this. And if they don't, screw 'em.

    Talk to HR if they don't listen. Seriously.

    Jess

  • 1994-06-23
    Subject: 
    Re: These assholes are still calling me Pam
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    Jess
    Thursday, Jun 23rd

    Jess, this place, I swear to god.

    I don't see why I should have to say people's nicknames which aren't even their legal names when they can't be bothered to call me Pamela.

    Pamela

Staplers

  • 1994-06-23
    Subject: 
    Re: Staplers
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 23rd

    Good morning team!

    Hannah tells me that all three of the new staplers have disappeared from the copy-room. Again.

    Just a friendly reminder: if you move office property from the common areas, or take something from somebody's desk, you must promptly return it to where you found it.

    Kindly,

    Pamela

Announcing Casual Fridays!

  • 1994-06-22
    Subject: 
    Re: Announcing Casual Fridays!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Wednesday, Jun 22nd

    Good News, Fulcrum Family!

    Thanks to popular demand, we're...

    4

Intranet rollout delayed until August

  • 1994-06-22
    Subject: 
    Re: Intranet rollout delayed until August
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Information Technology
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Wednesday, Jun 22nd

    Attention team:

    The Intranet Standards Group have determined that...

    83

Re: Bees

  • 1994-06-17
    Subject: 
    Re: Re: Bees
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Werner
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Friday, Jun 17th

    Everyone, we need to talk about the bees. Again, they...

    14

Washroom remodel (Was: Bathroom remodel)

  • 1994-06-16
    Subject: 
    Re: Washroom remodel (Was: Bathroom remodel)
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Mel
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Thursday, Jun 16th

    Team, we are taking your feedback about the word "bathroom"...

    4

The intranet is down, again

  • 1994-06-16
    Subject: 
    Re: The intranet is down, again
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Information Technology
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Thursday, Jun 16th

    IMPORTANT: due to overwhelming usage, our intranet server has gone down again. Until further notice, please...

    52

This picnic is super tacky

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    Shut up, Alex. :)

    H

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    ...no.

    No, of course Mel doesn't know that. Sigh.

    H

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    Ugh, yes. I thought you knew!

    I can't believe they're still having it so soon after everyone got laid off! There's going to be like 2 people there. Why didn't Mel say anything to corporate?

    H

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    WHAT!? THEY'RE STILL HAVING THE PICNIC!?

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Hannah
    To: 
    Alex
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    Okay, having this picnic is super tacky. Like seriously tacky.

    H

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    I'm glad I can help. :-)

  • 1994-06-07
    Subject: 
    Re: This picnic is super tacky
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Alex
    To: 
    Hannah
    Tuesday, Jun 7th

    Heh. What, you actually think Mel knows it's offensive?

Mandatory training on the new intranet

  • 1994-06-14
    Subject: 
    Re: Mandatory training on the new intranet
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Information Technology
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Tuesday, Jun 14th

    Attention Fulcrum Team:

    Up-front: yes, the training on the intranet...

    7

Introducing the new intranet!

  • 1994-06-13
    Subject: 
    Re: Introducing the new intranet!
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Information Technology
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jun 13th

    Fulcrum Team:

    We're pleased to announce...

    15

Bathroom remodel

  • 1994-06-08
    Subject: 
    Re: Bathroom remodel
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Pamela
    To: 
    MARKETING-TEAM
    Wednesday, Jun 8th

    Hello everyone, I have an announcement about the bathroom repairs. Facilities has just called to let me know...

    15

Please stop clicking Reply-All (Was: Layoffs)

Layoffs (Was: Resturcturing)

  • 1994-06-06
    Subject: 
    Re: Layoffs (Was: Resturcturing)
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Jess
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jun 6th

    Yo, is anyone else incredibly pi...

    78

Restructuring

  • 1994-06-06
    Subject: 
    Re: Restructuring
    Sent: 
    From: 
    Human Resources
    To: 
    USERS-ALL
    Monday, Jun 6th

    Dear Fulcrum Team:

    After last quarter, the board has made the decision...

    678