Mel

Full name
Mel J.
Writing style
  • Default font in body
  • Signs emails with green Penguin font
  • Uses punctuation and good grammar.
  • Generally no greeting.
  • Capitalizes sentences.
  • Very short sentences.
  • Signs all emails as "Mel." (with a period, every time.)
  • Comes across as incredibly condescending, but genuinely means it.
Example email

Subject: Reminder: Long weekend!!!
Sent: Thursday, June 30 - 4:25 pm

From: Mel
To: USERS-ALL

Good initiative, Pam. Thanks for your work on this project.

Mel.

Storylines
  • Day drinker
  • Uses the "Word of the Day" calendar
In Office
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